This website contains tons (how many websites to a ton anyway?) of online games and gimmicks bound to lead to hours of wasted time. Many of these games (like Kitten Cannon that I've mentioned before) are highly addictive so please heed the warning posted on this website:

WARNING: Do Not Read This If You Have Work To Do!!!!!!!!!

Be sure to check out the ThrowPaper and South Park Create-A-Character. Below is my best guess at what I would look like as a South Park character.

Myself as a South Park Character

[via: Lockergnome's Windows Fanatics ~ May 20, 2005]