4/29 Spread the Truth
We all know that fire does not melt steel (thanks Rosie O'Donnell for that information!). Therefore, by the principles of Ockham's razor we must conclude that 9/11 was a giant conspiracy masterminded by "the decider" G. W. Bush in order to lead us to war in Iraq. Duh!
Well, if 80,000 gallons of jet fluid can't melt steel then 8,600 gallons of unleaded gasoline definitely can't melt steel. Therefore we must all conclude that 4/29 was a giant conspiracy masterminded by "the presenter" A. Gore in order to lead us to buy more hybrids. Obvious!