4/29 Spread the Truth
Published Tuesday, May 1st, 2007 at 9:52 pm
We all know that fire does not melt steel (thanks Rosie O’Donnell for that information!). Therefore, by the principles of Ockham’s razor we must conclude that 9/11 was a giant conspiracy masterminded by “the decider” G. W. Bush in order to lead us to war in Iraq. Duh!
Well, if 80,000 gallons of jet fluid can’t melt steel then 8,600 gallons of unleaded gasoline definitely can’t melt steel. Therefore we must all conclude that 4/29 was a giant conspiracy masterminded by “the presenter” A. Gore in order to lead us to buy more hybrids. Obvious!






May 2nd, 2007 at 12:00 am
Haha, that is incredibly awesome. I am SO freaking tired of all the 9/11 conspiracy idiots.
August 28th, 2007 at 10:44 pm
Thank you very much.k